U2's On First?

Dave: U2 is going to do a live concert on YouTube.
Jen: Where to?
Dave: No, U2.
Jen: But where to?
Dave: YouTube.
Jen: Where to?

www.breadmanianperry.com

Dave woke up from a nap, turns to me and says "It was the guy from Journey."
"What?"
"You said 'I have a bad feeling.You know Ian Perry?' That was the name of the old singer from Journey."
"Steve Perry."
"In the dream it was Ian. Anyway, then you said 'He's Breadman Ian Perry now.' Then I said 'Yeah, I kinda think I knew that.'"

"he that hath no beard is less than a man" (the Baird on the Beard)

I dreamed I had a beard. Someone mentioned to me, "your beard is getting pretty shaggy." And I looked at it in the mirror and I started to think, "Girls aren't supposed to have beards; oh, this is not good."

Must Be Funny

So Dave and I are driving home from work, listening to Radio 2 from Abu Dhabi.

RJ: ...and you can win dinner for two at Wafi City's Mahi Mahi!

Dave and me, in unison:  Mahi! Mahi!

(uncomfortable silence)

Save A Horse, Ride A Mountie

I am watching The Perfect Storm.  The b'ys just got into a fist fight on deck and George Clooney comes out and yells that they should break it up before "the Newfies will throw you both in jail!"

Right, because the Newfies have a reputation for their no-nonsense approach to brawling and general rowdiness?

Oh Crap Dave's Parents Joined Facebook