Lost In Translation

Me (singing): ♫ Savez-vous planter les choux? À la mode? À la mode? Savez-vous planter les choux à la mode de chez nous? ♫
Dave: That song doesn't make any sense!
Me: It's stupid; sure.
Dave: No, it doesn't make any sense. Translate it.
Me: OK. "Do you know how to plant cabbages they way we do it around here."
Dave: À la mode?
Me: The way.
Dave: No, Jen. With ice cream.

Clock Radio

Me: Dave, look! It's 9:47 and we are listening to 94.7. Cool, hey?
Dave: Oh, man, we are SO lucky.